Argenti Bazooka

The given name to Agent Argenti's enourmous dong. This python-like creature can fire up to 12 devastating rounds into the grill of a dirty hoebag. It has been known to cause humiliation and lazy eyes. See The Argenti Scooter and Dungeon Master

Dirty Hoebag: I sure liked that Tony Danza you just gave me Agent Argenti
Argenti: Its not over you filty skank, BAM !
Dirty Hoebag: Oh god my eye! MY EYE!
Argenti: Say hello to the Argenti Bazooka, fuck yeah !

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