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A type of light assault rifle used by the american army and the republican movement in Ulster in Ireland
I was stopped by a soldier he said "you are a swine"
He hit me with his rifle and he kicked me in the groin
I bowed and I scraped, sure my manners were polite
Ah, but all the time I was thinking of me little Armalite!
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And it's up along the bogside that's were I long to be
Lying in the dark with the Provo company
A comrade on my left and another one on me right
And a clip of ammunition for me little Armalite!
A brave RUC man came walking up our street
With 600 British soldiers gathered round his feet,
Come out ya cowardly Fenians come on out and fight
But he cried I'm only joking when he heard my Armalite!
Chorus:
And it's down along the Falls Road that's were I long to be
Lying in the dark with a Provo company
A comrade on my left and another one on me right
And a clip of ammunition for me little Armalite!
The army came to visit me 'twas in the early hours
With saracens and saladins and buggered armoured cars,
They thought they had me cornered but I gave them all a fright
With the armourpiercing bullets of me little Armalite!
Chorus:
And it's up in Crossmaglen that's were I long to be
Lying in the dark with a Provo company
A comrade on my left and another one on me right
And a clip of ammunition for me little Armalite!
Well the premier came to Belfast to see the battles won
The generals had told them we have them on the run,
The corporals and privates while on patrol at night
Said "send home for re-enforcement's it's the bloody Armalite!"
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Gun factory, that makes rifles and guns, for the US Army. The ones who maked the Colt m15a2, and a lot others.
ratatatata! Die you Nazi!
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A typical person who is a fan of plastic rifles made by Armalite, a gun manufacturing company in the USA. Armalite is most famous for producing the M16, which is regarded as an all around piece of shit. So in essence,
A person using a FAL or a FAMAS isn't technically an Armalite queer, since both aren't made by Armalite, but Fabrique Nationale.
I'll prefer my AK-47 over your plastic piece of shit, you armalite queer.
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The Narrator's weapon of choice.
If I were you, I'd be very careful who you show that to. Because the person that wrote that is dangerous. And you never know when this button-down Oxford cloth psycho might come to work with an armalite ar-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon stocking from office to office pumping round after around into co-workers. It could be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.
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An Armalite is someone who is proud of the british empire
Person 1: I wish the British Empire would Reform
Person 2: Ok Armalite