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Asael

Asael is the most fun-loving individual and is so smart, you fucking wonder if the man is a fucking walking encyclopedia. He pulls random historical facts out of his ass like they’re pieces of shit. He has great hair, great shoulders, great body. He has big dreams and should stop at nothing to accomplish them. He loves hard. To be loved by Asael is one of the most cathartic feelings you could ever imagine. Asael struggles with his insecurities, but is the most accomplished and steadfast individuals you will ever meet. He high key don’t understand how dope he is and that pisses most people off. Also, he is good in the bedroom. And I don’t just mean sleeping. Even though his ass loves to sleep. Even though he has insomnia. Dark-skinned boy who deserves the world. The girl who has him surely has something greater than rubies or diamonds. She has the world.

Guy 1: Bro, Asael is dope as shit, I’m very jealous of him.

Guy 2: Me too. He has many good qualities.

by ilikeburgers47 January 16, 2021

14πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Asael

Huge fucking cock, Dark ass shit, but is great at soccer.

"Hey Asael, can we please fuck?"
"Hey Asael, nice cock bro."

by SlongMAn January 8, 2021

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Asael

Asael is Mexican but hates cheese WTF. Every good at soccer and can eat tocos while playing. He has great hair ( even tho almost every Mexican has good hair)

"Omg it's asael !"
"Hes such a sick infection!!"

by Smag3000 March 20, 2017

24πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Asael

Asael is the most fun-loving individual and is so smart, you fucking wonder if the man is a fucking walking encyclopedia. He pulls random historical facts out of his ass like they’re pieces of shit. He has great hair, great shoulders, great body. He has big dreams and should stop at nothing to accomplish them. He loves hard. To be loved by Asael is one of the most cathartic feelings you could ever imagine. Asael struggles with his insecurities, but is the most accomplished and steadfast individuals you will ever meet. He high key don’t understand how dope he is and that pisses most people off. Also, he is good in the bedroom. And I don’t just mean sleeping. Even though his ass loves to sleep. Even though he has insomnia. Dark-skinned boy who deserves the world. The girl who has him surely has something greater than rubies or diamonds. She has the world.

Guy 1: Bro, Asael is dope as shit, I’m very jealous of him.

Guy 2: Me too. He has many good qualities.

by ilikeburgers47 January 16, 2021

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Asael

A guy who tells you lies but you believe in him. He blinds you with his charm so you can't see the true bitch he is.

Wow Asael you broke me and left me to fix the pieces of my heart

by Ella49 June 7, 2017

16πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


asael

Very kind , smart loving person , no booty , but can recalling dig a volleyball

Asael let's go get Starbucks

by Ewwyougay March 13, 2017

33πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Asael Sida

The god of monkeys.

Asael Sida will eat ur bananas.

by candon February 12, 2019

16πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž