aspic

The gelatinous, stretch-mark-laced, jiggly mass of cellulite (often created or exacerbated by multiple pregnacies) that you unfortunately witness bouncing around the belly buttons of middle-aged women who refuse to grow up and wear high-enough jeans and long-enough t-shirts.

Don't look now. Your mom's aspic is out.

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Aspic

Aspiring basics. Girls who don't have the means to live as basic bitches, but want to. Sadder than

"Oh man, check out the aspic in the imitation Uggs. She keeps a Starbucks cup, but fills it for free at the office"

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Aspic

A yucky kind of food. Basically Jello but made from meat stock/broth and contains questionable meat products (e.g. offal), seafood or eggs inside.

Mom: Who wants aspic tonight!!!
Kids: Ewwwwwww 🤢🤮

aspic

1. Of asian and hispanic mixed race.

2. Asian-Hispanic fusion cuisine.

1. Juan Cho is one hot Aspic.

3. Tamale rolls and teriyaki fajitas are only two examples of Aspic cuisine.