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Asscheeks

Logan Paul’s boxing skills

Person 1:Dude did u see the KSI vs. Logan Paul boxing match?

Person 2: ya Logan Paul was asscheeks

by ImFunnySometimes August 26, 2018

110πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Asscheeks

Used as an adjective to describe something that is frustrating or ridiculous. Used in the same way as "bullshit."

Can also be used as a noun. See the cheeks.

I can't believe I missed the final exam. That's asscheeks, man.

The IR spectroscopy is not showing the correct structure, which is totally asscheeks.

by dochomie July 7, 2009

147πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Asscheeks

I like to shake my jiggle-wiggle crack!
I got two asscheeks on my back
You know I'm comin' comin' round, when you hear that ass-clappin' sound
Crack crack crack
Triple boom from my back
Hear my asscheeks flap!
Oh yeah.

Oh! How my asscheeks are trembling with delight!

by couchpotatofr March 20, 2023

11πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Asscheeks

Slang to call someone or something that looks like booty, and not the good kind. We’re talking that cottage cheesey, cellulite, fat homegirl ass you can find checking out at Register 12 in Wal-Mart type asscheeks.

Steve: @RealVergilSnow looks like asscheeks, dawg.
Mark: Yeah, I bet he’s a Vergin. Ain’t nobody gettin’ laid lookin’ like asscheeks.

by LouSassle March 6, 2020

12πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


asscheeks

The two fleshy sides of the buttocks

Marcel marveled at the way her asscheeks sprang back when he squeezed them.
He grasped her asscheeks on the sides and directed his cock at her shining slit.

by Tiago Zuhr September 24, 2005

74πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


Asscheek

A term used to describe a complete clutz. Someone who has the ability to knock things over regularly, and/or messes things up at an untimely point.

1)*spills drink over table* "Awwwww dude, you're a fucking asscheek"

2)*trips over table smashing a vase* "Look what you've done now you complete asscheek"

by Boooooollocks October 3, 2005

12πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


asscheeks

The round flesh sitting at the very top of your thighs and under your back. It is almost like a cover for the anushole. Often slapped, grabbed and targeted by horny people. If left unwashed, they can grow nasty pimples.

There must be a tight ass and twat obscured beneath those big golden asscheeks.

by Wasabimoto December 14, 2007

21πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž