Ass-Rattler

A sneaky piece of shit; trash. Someone who belongs to the lower class and often exhibits obnoxious, asinine behavior.

1.) Bill: "Hey, did you hear that Tom isn't paying his child support?"
Bob: "Yeah, he's such an ass-rattler!"

2.) John: "Don't go into town!"
George: "Why?"
John: "The ass-rattlers are gathering there tonight."
George: "Woah, thanks for the warning! I can't stand ass-rattlers, they're the worst!"

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ass-rattler

A very loud fart, especially a reverberant one.

Ron's potent ass-rattler, amplified by the cheap plastic booth he was sitting in, thundered through the Denny's dining area.