Asshairagus

The term used to describe the cluster of asshairs that have been fused together by a crusted shit ball (dingleberry), resulting from piss poor wiping.

Moose - why you guys keep insisting on posting snaps of pipes falling out of your asses?

Big Cheesey - haha you see The bundle of ass pubes T$ had on his last snap? Dude needs to hose them off.

T$ - don’t make fun of my asshairagus. Bitches would pay top dollar in the brown market for that