to possess the trait of being an asshole; to be a major asshole
-Dan is almost as much of an asshole as Sean!
"No, Dan really isn't at all..."
-Yeah right, his assholeness is bigger than his actual asshole, and that's saying something.
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name one word that sums up albert and law? assholeness!
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Someone who is such an asshole, that other assholes look at them and say "...Now THAT GUY'S an asshole!"
Rob? Man, he's not an asshole. He's an asshole's asshole.
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some one who is a lying asshole
lying to me only makes you an asshole's asshole.
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A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.
A person with assholeitis may display: Screaming in parents' face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. A person with assholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (Seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)
A contempt βhumanβ who goes around doing cruel and intentional shit simply to piss other people off. These individuals get off on this and are obviously deeply insecure and have nothing better to do.. Itβs all fun and games, until the Asshole says the wrong thing to the wrong person.
-βThat Asshole was making fun of that bloke in the wheelchair who had no legs..β
-βYeah, did you see Barry kick his head off his shoulders after?β
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1. A contemptuous βhumanβ who goes around doing cruel and intentional shit simply to piss other people off. These individuals get off on this and are obviously deeply insecure and have nothing better to do. Itβs all fun and games until the Asshole says the wrong thing to the wrong person. These are usually males, as females of this sort are known as bitches.
2. A part of the female and male human body that can be fucked. The sex-related to the asshole is also known as Anal Sex. Gay couples often participate in this form of sexual activity. Much harder to pop out babies by using this form of sex. Also... an excellent opportunity to get STDs.
3. The part of the human body where shit or excrement exits the body.
1. "That Asshole was making fun of that bloke in the wheelchair who had no legs."
2. "I wanna fuck you in the asshole tonight Sam."
3. "Y'know that feeling when shit pours out of your asshole 5 times a week?"
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