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Assing the Dick

The act of accepting an erect penis into one's rectum without reservation or hesitation.

Dude, check out this porn clip! She's assing the dick!

by SmellYoDick April 16, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


ridin' ass to dick

A derogatory term for when two men ride on a motorcycle together referring to where the motorcyclist's posterior is relative to the passenger's penis.

Yo! Look at Chuck and Gary ridin' ass to dick on Gary's Vespa!

My Buell broke down again, so I had to ride ass to dick on Mark's Ducati.

by Prilldonious May 15, 2007

21๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass hair dick fuck

it is when your ass hair gets into a guys foreskin and ur ass hair is fucking your partners dick foreskin

oh no my ass hair dick fuck is stuck

by larry smellbuttz February 19, 2018


ass dick

This is the word you yell at college basketball coaches when they make really stupid decisions.

"Grow some balls, ass dick!"

by pookie March 22, 2005

92๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass dick

People that are bigger jerks then dick but not big enough to be asshole

A: damn Richard just kicked me in the chin
B: yah he is ass dick

by xXxFiRE WiNDxXx February 25, 2015

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass dick

Someone who has an ass in their dick. Also used as an insult against Gays and the Thai.

Tyrone: Yo
Bobby: What?
Tyrone: YOU'RE AN ASS DICK!
Bobby: Say what? I haven't got a dick stuck up my ass!
Tyrone: You're gay, and Thai! GET OUT HERE YOU MINORITY!
Bobby: :(

by 00jace no.2 February 8, 2014

11๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass dicked

To be inebriated; "shit faced"

The other night I was so ASS DICKED I could barely stand up in order to hit on Jeff.

by Robin P. February 9, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž