Assles

A tassle which you attach to you bottom. Much like those of which are on little girls' bikes. If you have one per Bum cheek they are called Chassles.

No Jimmy those aren't Tassles for your bum. Those are Assles.

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assle

v. To transmogrify into an asshole or to imbue with assholish tendencies through repeated contact.

BigDic91 used to be a nice guy, but #Domsandeasywenches assled him.

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Assle

Basically another meaning of an extreme asshole.

Damn, he stole my bike! What an assle!

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assling

The spawn of a large, hairy man's ass.

The asslings gathered and plotted the revolt against their bald overlords.

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assl

chat acronym
age
sex
sexuality
location

bob: Hi
Jeff: yo, assl?
bob: 25,male,str8,ontario

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assle around

Verb (derived from ass); to vary from a direct course so as to hinder those behind you, causing aggravation.

assle around (variant spelling, assel around)

We'll get there on-time, if this jack-ass in front of us doesn't assle around.

Coined by Richard Carlton Myers (submitted posthumously), variant spelling submitted by son: James Lee Myers June 15, 2009

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Assle

Something that is such a hassle that is sucks major ass!

I went to the DMV to renew my license, I had to wait in line for an hour straight because that line wen all the way down the street. It was a major assle!