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A syndrome wherein one lacks social skills, has above average intelligence and is overly disagreeable and pompous. A malignant form of Asperger's syndrome, a spectrum disorder related to autism. A fusion of Asperger and Ass.
Nick Burns, the company computer guy has classic Assperger's syndrome.
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(noun) A person who behaves selfishly, insists on their own agenda, and does not harmonize with their surroundings or social environment.
A person who behaves like an asshole with little to no social consequences to them by claiming Asperger's syndrome.
An amalgamation of "ass" and "asperger"
Adam was a classic Assperger - inconsiderate, awkward and foul smelling.
Next time, we won't tolerate an Assperger for a roommate.
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A disease acquired by accidentally sitting on one of them new-fangled grills.
(Pronounced: Ass-Bur-gers)
"How was I supposed to know it was a lit grill and not a chair? And now I'm stuck with 'Asspergers!'"
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An unusual obsession with buttocks, and especially a tendency to visually fixate upon buttocks when out in public, or in other social situations.
"That's the 15th woman today you've stared at too long because she had a nice can, Josh! You're more than just an assman, you've got Assperger's!"
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It is an acute often temporary neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests when an individual see a women with a great ass.
We were late leaving the mall because Eric develop Assperger's Syndrome and started following this girl, with short shorts and her ass hanging out, all over the mall.
A disorder characterized by people who use their real or imagined asperger's diagnosis as an excuse to act like an asshole.
Elon Musk suffers from Assperger Syndrome.
When you are doing a chick doggy style and are so enamored with her butthole, you stare at it like a socially inept autistic kid with severe Aspergers.
My friend is addicted to porn, and he riffles thru the porn asspergering at the girls' buttholes.