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Breathing condition. Can be partially cured by inhaling ones fart directly from their asshole.
Man 1: Oh man woke up with the worst case of assthma this morning
Johnathan: Dont worry man i got you *Jumps on his face ass-first and farts*
The chronic condition that occurs after deep breathing fumes from another persons nasty dump.
I went for a jog at lunch and went to change in the bathroom. Hank was in there taking a nasty crap. I was still breathing heavy and I cant stop coughing now. I think I caught a case of assthma. And I crave corn which may or may not be a related symptom.
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When something smells so bad it severely effects your breathing.
That girl's breath is so bad it's giving me assthma
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When you have your head up your ass and can't breath.
He had an assthma attack cuz his head wuz up his ass and he couldn't breath...
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When performing oral sex on another person and being unable to breath due to how close your face is to their genitalia or anus.
Person 1: Yo dude, I was eating this chick out, and I couldn't breathe!
Person 2: So you had assthma eh? I got that rimming this guy...
Person 1: Wait, your gay?
Person 2: *you're