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Asta

One of the rarest and most beautiful creatures in the known universe. Sexy doesn't even come close to describing this perfect specimen of a female. Her goddess like body will drive a sane man insane. There has been research done in this field with science to back up the results. If I could ever have sex with an Asta I would die a happy man. Her scent is enough to make a man ejaculate. Natural blonde but can wear any hair color and may have the urge to change it from time to time. Blue eyes that you can get lost in, literally, so never make eye contact. An Asta is the quintessential female that will never be met in comparison.

Did I just cum in my pants? That must have been an Asta that just walked by.

by Caleb Windham August 1, 2014

78๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Asta

The Asta is a sexual move in which a woman tries to give a man (rough) oral sex while he plays Dance Dance Revolution. This move works best if the two individuals are Lithuanian.

Guy 1: Yo, did your girlfriend try the Asta last night?

Guy 2: Yeah man, it was awesome. And I got a high score.

R.R. </3: Oh sorry, that was really me in a wig... (wait he doesn't even need one.)

by gorillawoman777 January 6, 2011

152๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


Asta

A brilliant norwegian girl, supposedly the most beautiful girl in the world.

She's usually a genius bro, friend, a perfect girlfriend, and a superb bacon-cook

An Asta usually have the most gorgeous eyes one has ever seen, and her laughs can make a boys knees go numb.

Person A: I saw this girl the other day, and I was completely stunned by her beauty!
Person B: I think you might have seen an Asta
Person A: Ah, that totaly makes sense!

by Iwritewithbottles December 5, 2011

61๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Asta

Asta is a hard working person who always want to help.At first she is shy but after a while she is super loud.Asta is the perfect person to ask for advice cause she has all the answers. Asta is a bad ass so you dont want to mess with her or she will fight.Asta is the heather of the group so she may be a bit controlling but you'll learn to love it.

If your friends with Asta you should cherish her because she is rare.Once you've lost her you will never find her again.

by A girl who is a girl September 27, 2020

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Asta

Using a hamburger to jerk someone off. You then eat the hamburger with the cum in it.

MUSTYVEER GAVE ME AN ASTA LAST NIGHT.

by Jodi Baines March 18, 2017

12๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Asta

Asta is the prettiest person that u will probably ever meet. She is pretty much perfect

And she is good at head

Omg I wish I was Asta she is so perfect

by Upsssshahaha September 15, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


asta

later, cya, from the spanish word for goodbye just shortened

-"cya tomorrow"
-"alright, asta"

by zip April 19, 2005

27๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž