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When the inside of your eyeball is not perfectly sphere; results in blurry vision; requires eyeglasses
This motherfucker got Astigmatism!
An eye condition that usually requires glasses in order to cope with. Usually causes bad eyesight up to and including legal blindness.
My astigmatism is a difficult affliction.
makes your eye turn gay in 2 days
"Stop looking at my butt with that astigmatism eye!"
A group of friends that accomplish incredibly unexpected achievements.
Lately, my friends and I broke a world record for losing the most amount of contact lenses during REM sleep like a bunch of astigmatism rat goblins.