Castle Astle

(n): The besieged state of one's asshole the day after a late night visit to White Castle.

"Dude, that case of sliders I ate last night sure was delicious, but today I'm suffering from a serious case of Castle Astle."

"Honey, will you pick me up another box of flushable baby wipes? This Castle Astle just won't go away."

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Ethan j astle

The man with a big penis also known for being extremely smart

Ethan j astle has a Shlong

Astle

The Chinese god who is a dick to everyone...

when people behave like a dick they say don't try to be an astle

Astle

G.O.A.T

It is the Astle

Astle

G.O.A.T

It was the Astle.

Ick astle

Why did you search this

You : im gonna search ick astle
Me : Do not search for that
You : why?
Me : its terrifying
You : oh...

Ick astle

That might be a problem

Whos ick astle?
You don't wanna know about it
Why?
Your are gonna have to look for another one insted of ick astle
Okay