(Not to be confused with Cardiovascular Bronchitis) Athiesitis is a disease where a person’s brain malfunctions and goes into a stroke-like phase. Symptoms are
- Believing Nothing Comes From Nothing
- Sudden Anti-Christianity or Anti-Islamic Perspective
- Nerve Tics Which Causes A Person To Comment “god isn’t real”
- Thinking That Theorys Are Pure Logic And Truth
There Is Still No Cure For Atheisitis, But Treatment Is Available. Treatments Used To Prevent Atheisitis Are
- Putting Someone Into a Dangerous Situation, This Will Force The Disease To Leave And Accept
That God Is Real
- Knocking On A House Where The Owner Has Atheisitis, Will Cause Him To Believe That The Devil
Is Coming To Get Him
There’s Also A Rare Variant of The Atheisitis Disease, Called Omicron Radicus Atheius
Symptoms Include
- Having An Urge To Burn a Church Or A Mosque
- Being Urged To Comment On An Peaceful Muslim TikTok
- Having An Urge To Hatecrime Religious People
There’s Cure For This Variant Which Are:
- Throwing The Patient In The Middle of The Ka’aba So That He Would Realize That Allah Is The Greatest
- Parachuting The Patient Into Afghanistan
Overall This Disease Is Preventable, Just Don’t Be Stupid
Donatella Versace Got Atheisitis, Luckily She Recovered And is Now Okay!