Attack helicopter

The forbidden gender

Kid:Mom dad I'm an attack helicopter

Parents: WHAT
Kid: fadofadofadofadofado

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Attack helicopter

When a guys penis is soo small that's it just foreskin there and it spins uncontrollably while he is pissing.

"hey dude you should have seen my piss earlier, it went everywhere in a full circle, I was a fucking attack helicopter"

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Attack helicopter

Attack helicopter is a gender you use when you're not funny and you dont understand what gender is.

Bigot 1: i IdEnTiFy As A AtTaCk HeLiCoPtEr xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxddxdxd you may laugh now, i said funni please i need internet points to reasure that im funny, that trans people bad, two genders xdxdxd, guys please give gold i need it

Bigot 2: OMG so funni xdxdxdxdxdxd, gilded

Normal person: One Joke...

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Attack helicopter

When you put your dick in that wet puss puss and spin around like helicopter blades

“Oh my god attack helicopter me Harry” said Kadie

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Attack helicopter

People who identify as a attack helicopter.

These people are misogynists, have diaper kinks, think about getting vored all the time, and call children lolis

Guy 1: “I identify as a attack helicopter 😂😂😂”

Guy 2: “ew get away you weirdo”

Guy 1: “huh? Why?”

Guy 2: “because you have a diaper kink you nasty ass bitch.”

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Attack Helicopter

When you're fucking your girl and you all of a sudden hold up your weight using your dick and spin while your dick is still in her.

Setting:*couple fucking*
Boyfriend: "I'm gonna attack helicopter
Girlfriend: "you better fucking not"
Boyfriend: *spins*

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attack/helicopter

A term used by those on social media who are satirizing the over excessive culture of identifying gender, especially the rise of Neopronouns. Not used as a anti-LGBTQ term, but one used to satire the culture that make gender such a big deal and think those with Neopronouns are attention seeking. They are against those who get triggered for assuming their gender, and are almost always straight. Those who use this phrase are tired of seeing "woke" gender ideology and the obsessive increase in terms like Agender, Bigender, Cisgender, Gender fluid, Genderqueer, Transgender, gender neutral. Simply put, they dislike how people have to constantly make sure they are addressing someone by their "proper" gender since they can no longer assume someone's gender.

"Bro I just saw a Instagram bio with the pronouns Ae/Aer"
"Bro wtf, I'm not against LGBTQ, but that's just stupid. I'm changing my bio to Attack/Helicopter"

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