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is a driver on the road that tale gates , cuts other cars off and zig zags in traffic.
Who is that tale gating me? An Audi Driver.
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Someone who is allowed to do 120mph on any road, go through red lights, kill cyclists, stop in bus stops and private parking bays.
An Audi Driver which is female, however, will drive everywhere at 10mph, Sit through green lights and then speed through red and Park in the middle of the road for 7 years when on a school run.
GUY:Did you hear about that pile up on the motorway last week ?
ME: Audi Driver ?
GUY: Yes.
MAN: I was rear ended on the M3 yesterday, Audi Driver of course
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The Alpha Idiot personified. A materialistic, simple-minded buffoon who assumes the world bends to his/ her very presence, especially when tailgating on high speed motorways, crossing red lights too late, never letting people cross at pelican crossings, assuming the speed limits is always at least 20% more when he/she assumes the driver's position in their car.
Confident in the knowledge that their Seat/ Skoda/ VW- alike car is the bee's knees, even though they paid up to 40% more for the pleasure of being seen in a different frock.
If it isn't already, then they would like their surname to be Jones. Ahhh..the generalisation of it all.
Audi driver - The curtain twitching neighbour of the Joneses
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