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The hottest person you may ever meet was born on August 17th. They’re charming, a little slow, and funny. If you meet someone born on August 17th, hold on to them.
Mia: so when’s your boyfriend’s birthday?
olivia: it’s August 17th!
Mia: wow you’re so lucky
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National Sausage Day.
Give Someone A Sausage, Don't Be Shy You Know You Want To.
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Sausage Day- A Day Where You Give Someone A Sausage.
Girl: Hi! Happy August.
Boy: Hi. Did You Know August 17th Is National Sausage Day?
Girl: What Is That?
Boy: Oh You Don't Understand, Take A Sausage.
The hottest person you may ever meet was born on August 17th. They’re charming, a little slow, and funny. If you meet someone born on August 17th, hold on to them.
Mia: so when’s your boyfriend’s birthday?
olivia: it’s August 17th!
Mia: wow you’re so lucky
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They best day of the year. When all goats are born. Lil pump the goat was born on this day
“Hey you guys know CJ was born in August 17th”
“Yeah totally why he’s the goat”
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The hottest person you may ever meet was born on August 17th. They’re charming, a little slow, and funny. If you meet someone born on August 17th, hold on to them.
Mia: so when’s your boyfriend’s birthday?
olivia: it’s August 17th!
Mia: wow you’re so lucky
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The day the most awesome person ever was born
Hey it’s august 17th
Oh really let’s celebrate the birth of the most awesome person ever
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the day you fuck the fucking shit out of your girlfriends asshole
man: wanna try anal
girlfriend: whats today?
man: august 17th
girlfriend: fuck yes
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