August 17th

The day the most awesome person ever was born

Hey it’s august 17th

Oh really let’s celebrate the birth of the most awesome person ever

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Dirty kyron

The act of going into a public restroom and stealing the soap then cumming in the soap making a cum gun and then you go to your local Walmart and spray the cum gun and customers

Person 1: we should go do a dirty kyron

Person 2: hell yea let’s do it

Road sign

When you aggressively steal a road sign and use it to fuck your mom until she screams then use it on your whole family until they scream or cum and then jerk off onto it and then impregnate your sister with the road sign

Person 1: i did a road sign to my family
Person 2: Same

Best friend law

The best friend law is when you have a friend of the opposite gender and your both single around Christmas then you have to date

Person: hey we have to date because of the best friend law

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