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1.) The reason that funny, strange, or embarrassing texts and/or messages are sent.
2.) The reason it takes so long to type in words that are purposely misspelled or possibly slang.
3.) The opposite of reason one; the reason that misspelled words are automatically corrected without backspacing.
1.) Man 1: *typing*
"Dude, I got some peantus from the homeless guy"
Autocorrecting "peantus"
For "penis"
TEXT SENT
Man 2: Didn't know you were looking for so much...
Man 1: Fuck, it's autocorrect for peanuts, man!
2.) Man 1: *typing in Google*
"Doge"
Autocorrecting "Doge"
For "Doggie"
Man 1: *flips desk*
3.) Man 1: *typing text*
"Go git me a sammich"
Autocorrecting...
"Go GET me a SANDWICH"
Man 1: That's the shit!
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A useless piece of crap designed to embarrass us and screw us over.
What I type: Go to hell, autocorrect.
What Autocorrect types: Go to he'll, autocucumber.
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A convenient excuse for improper grammar.
"I meant to say 'role'. It only says 'roll' because autocorrect changed it!"
Something you'd notice in almost every awesome phones you see in the media, such as the HTC and the iPhone.
Autocorrect is good, but sometimes, shit hits the fan whenever you text. Sometimes, you type in "bigg," then it autocorrects it into "bug." So, say that a man was gonna text his friend "I like bigg butts and I cannot lie!" When he sends it, it gets autocorrected and turns into "I like bug butts and I cannot lie!" Then there's some funny convo between the recipient and the sender.
In a text convo...
Micheal: god, so damn thirsty
Jenna: yesterday @ the mall u should've taken the $$$ i was gonna give u out my pussy
Jenna: oh shit, i meant purse
Micheal: LMAOOO
Jenna: damn you autocorrect
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That troll that lives in your phone and messes up all of your sentences that could result in an embarrassing or confusing sentence.
*in mid conversation*
Person 1: types "and okay"
Autocorrect changes it to "ankle play"
Person 2: dude I'm scared of what ankle play is
Person 1: stupid autocorrect
Person: types in "good anime" into the search bar
Autocorrect: changes it to "goop animal"
Person: flips desk
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The annoying as bitch that dosent stop correcting us when we type FUCK U AUTO CORRECT
*typing* * AUTO CORRECT COMES IN AND AUTOCORRECTS IT TO SOME THING NASTY* u be like: AUTOCORRECT AUTOCORRECT ITS WAS AN ACCIDENT| I’m just speaking facts
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