autotragic

Alternate name for an automatic transmission. The substitution of "tragic" conveys the pointlessness, wastefulness, and ultimately, futility, of aforesaid transmission.

Users are doomed to a sad life of dullness and monotony; they posses no goal other than to get from point A to point B using the minimum of brainpower. There is no joy in their lives. A tragedy for our times.

The red Subaru WRX looked hot, until i realized it was an autotragic. I went home and cursed an uncaring god who has clearly forsaken us.

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autotragically

When something happens automatically, but in a very bad way

This program that the last guy wrote autotragically "cleaned" all the users' data; you can imagine how that went over.