Awkwardality

The product of your reality becoming awkward.

Girl: You remind me of someone every time I see you.
Chaz: Who?
Girl: My dad.
Chaz: Oh (Awkwardality)
When chatting with a girl you like on facebook and there is a pause in the conversation, so you decide to kill time by texting your friend but instead text the girl you were just chatting with.
Me: "Whats going on?"
Girl: "Um.. what? I'm working."
Me: "Yeah, I meant to text my friend not you. That would be weird if I texted you to find out why you stopped chatting with me on Facebook." (Awkwardality)

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Awkward Awkward

Interjection. Used when confronted with an awkward situation and one awkward does not suffice.

Ben: Do you have a crush on John?
Audrey: Awkward awkward...

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awkward

When something weird or embarrassing happens, and there's that silence after it. No one really knows what to say, or choose not to say anything. Just back slowly away..

When you're making out with someone and then you realize your zipper is down. You zip it up slowly...But he notices *awkward*

When you walk in on your parents doing "family planning"

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Awkward

When two pedophiles meet up after chatting as 15 year olds online.

...ohh...well this is awkward....

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awkwardate

To make someone feel awkward. To awkwardate someone; awkwardated (past tense) awkwardation (the procress in awkwardating someone)

Sorry I didn't mean to awkwardate you.

awkward

passing a homeless person on your way to a coin star machine.

the most awkward thing that could happen is passing a homeless person carrying a jar full of change.

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awkwardize

The art of turning a normal conversation into an awkward situation.

"Did you see that video of a guy electrocuting himself? LMFAO"

"How can you find that stuff funny?"

"..."

"I totally awkwardized this conversation."