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A method for discussing the width of a girl's ass without her knowledge. Ass width measured by how many ax handles, laid horizontally, would constitute the diameter of her rear end.
Is she cute?
No man, she's at least 2 ax handles
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To acquire the least of; pleading loss of; ignorance or absence of duty
Well I'm afraid I'm going to have to take the axe handle on this one.
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A guy very roughly fucks a person in the rectum from behind. He pulls his bloody dick from the bowels and expels copious amounts of man jam. He then proceeds to hammer is dick in a bloody mess of cum splattering the cum in all directions.
During last weeks re-enactment, Chris gave Jim the messiest Gettysburg axe handle ever.
a form of attack. a move often seen in wrestling, one puts their hands together, puts their arms over their head and behind their neck and hits and hits their opponent, as if someone is using an axe to chop wood.
Oh my god! he just used the double axe handle
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Oh My God! He just did the double ax handle off the top ropes
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When you crap so hard and so fast, it feels like actual pieces of wood are coming out of your ass.
"I really need to cut down on the drinking. I swear to God I shit flying axe handles this morning."
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When a girls ass is so wide the only way to measure it is with axe handles
That girls ass has got to be 3 axe handles wide.
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Term that refers to a person with a big ass. 3 axe handles wide is measured to an axe that is turned horizontal, and timed by 3, which creates the notion of a wide ass.
Person A: Look at the size of that man!
Person B: I know, dude's ass has to be 3 Axe Handles Wide!
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