axe up

To not shower; instead use axe to freshen up.

(just ran 5 miles)
john: Hey man you gonna shower?
stinkbutt williams: No man, ill just axe up
john: That's nasty man

axe can wake up call

When someone tosses an axe can into a fire at a camp out and wakes up everyone after the explosion

Andy threw an axe can into the fire pit when we were eating breakfast and woke up everyone including Burke's parents after the fireball and explosion. No more camp outs after that axe can wake up call.

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