bed

A bed is a miniature gravity well designed to trap unsuspecting victims in a warm, fluffy prison, from which there is no escape.

I should really do my homework.
And my chores.
And my job.
And eat.

...But I just can't lift myself out of bed!!

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bed

my favourite place

mum: get out of bed
me: no

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bed

A word that looks like what it is.

yo man the word bed looks like a bed, look the 'b'is the headboard.

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bed

a matress on a stand or on the floor (lol) that has a blanket and pillows on it and u got to sleep on it coz sleep is so good

im gonna go hit the sac... then im gonna go to bed ;)

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bed

The most magical place in your house.I sleep eat and watch tv in my bed.14 year olds sometimes use it to hide nuddy magazines under the matrass.

I love going to bed and sleeping.

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bed

A thing that you sleep on

I said" you will sleep on the bed and I will sleep on the floor."

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bed

Verb - to have sex with someone, but saying it in a more upscale manner; implies a conquest of the chosen person

He is so hot, I would love to bed him.

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