Random
Source Code
Random
The act of going on a walk while drinking beer. A "Beer wALK".
Dude 1-Hey man you want to go on a walk?
Dude 2-Not really, that sounds gay.
Dude 1-I'll have beers.
Dude 2-Oh a balk! Why didn't you say so.
75👍 18👎
When, in sexual intercourse, one makes a wrong move, ie, a slap on the ass, and the partner is appauled. They then stop all ensuing action.
"When I asked her about eating a sandwich in bed last night, it was a total balk."
26👍 42👎
Baseball: To make an illegal motion ingame.
THe pitcher balked and allowed the runner to go in for the winning run.
69👍 30👎
a guy/boyfriend that tends to be genuinely perfect, extremely fine, and mind-blowingly amazing
he is so balke!
24👍 11👎
Balked- trying to hook up with someone and all you get is a long night of strictly cuddling.
Example Larry was trying to hook up with that girl the other weekend but he was balked because he has no game.
2👍 3👎
The act in which a female deceives a male target in order to draw attention. The penalty of such a balk, like that of a balk by a pitcher in baseball, shall be the awarding of the next "base" to the male.
"Dude I met an 8 at the bar, but when I took her home and reached up her shirt, I found out her bra was 4 1/2" thick. I immediately called her female balk and was entitled to a dry handy."
"I reached into her pants and started to touch her clit, but she wouldn't let me go any further. Turns out she was on her period, as if she didn't know this when I met her at the bar. BALK! I was immediately awarded her mouth."
15👍 3👎
To offer to bring treats for one group of people, only to then give them to another group of people in spite.
Jason said he was bringing scones for his crew at work but they didn’t know he was scone-balking.