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A phrase used when something shitty happens to you that is unfortunate and undesirable, such as someone else's sweaty ballsack on you.
Assface: *drops hotdog on the ground*
Assface: BALLS ON ME! I dropped my fucking hotdog!
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Granting someone permission to lavishly spend your own money on themselves.
Daddy, I need some money.
No worries, girl. Ball for me.
An expression for men for how cold it is. This is by far the coldest it gets for a man.
Phil : "Dude it's balls inside me cold today."
Rob : "amen."
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In the late 60's and early 70's it meant fuck me!!
Do you wanna ball??
I want you to ball me!
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Asking someone to pass you a ball, generally a basketball. Or sometimes backyard football.
Hey man ball me.
Hey im gonna run a post ball me.
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Used as a battle cry before a vicious play in a sporting event. Usually a blocked shot in basketball
"BALL ME!"
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a combination of "fuck me" and "oh, balls!". Preferably screamed in the middle of a large crowd.
(Falling off of a chair) "BALLS ME!" (laughter erupts)
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