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this is basically just water-proof underwear if u think about it.
taylor: guess what?
kim: what?
taylor: your so-called bathing suit is actually just like underwear that's really colorful and water-proof at the moment.
kim: i now feel exposed.
kim's mother: take that off right now!
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Although believed to be an outfit for swimming, it isn't
Technically, it is a SUIT for bathing
But do you know anyone who bathes in suit?
That's what i thought.
The term "bathing suit" is politically incorrect
While we're on the subject, so is your face
"Okay, BATHING SUITS!"
"I don't know about you, but I personally bathe in the nude so I don't know what you're asking us to do"
"No,like a bathing suit"
"Who wears a suit when they take a shower?"
"No, like to go to the beach"
"You want me to bathe at the beach?!?!"
"In front of everyone?"
"Okay, everyone in the back, and line up"
"That's just a little bit nasty"
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When you run out of shorts and you have start wearing bathing suits as shorts.
Once summer time starts the Bathing Suit Shorts season starts also.
This is a condition which sometimes arises amongst female swimmers. Sometimes, the strap of a girl's bathing suit will rub up against her neck, and if this goes on for the entirety of a very long practice, hickey-like marks are left on the neck.
In the locker room after swim practice, Caroline noticed odd red marks on her neck. Jane, noticing them also, said, "Congratulations on your first bathing suit hickey."
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the parts of the body usually covered by a bathing suit that are fun to touch
"that girl's bathing suit area smelled like sizzlean"
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The act of becoming so intoxicated that you wake up in the morning wearing your bathing suit without remembering how, when or why it happened.
John was so wasted last night. He woke up in the morning and realized he had been bathing suit drunk.
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Unlike the conventional 1 piece or 2 piece bathing suits, the Macedonian Bathing Suit is the opposite of the European "mono kini", where the female wearer only wears a bikini bottom. The Macedonian Bathing Suit is a female bathing suit, where only the upper half of the body is covered, exposing the reproductive organs of the Macedonian wearer.
"Wow, look at that hottie over there in the Macedonian Bathing Suit, I can't believe she isn't wearing a bottom."
"I got a really bad burn on my "hoo hah" this weekend while wearing my Macedonian Bathing Suit to the beach."
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