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Acronym for receiving either a:
1) Bare Blow Job (without wearing a condom).
or a:
2) Birthday Blow Job
"Since Daniel's frigid girlfriend refused to help him celebrate his birthday with a BBJ, his buddies hooked him up with an escort from Craigslist who charged $100 "roses" for a BBJ."
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Stands for Birthday Blow Job. This is when you give someone a blow job on their birthday.
Anna: Hey, Daniel . Happy Birthday! Want a BBJ?
Daniel: Sure!
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Bottomless Blow Job. A Blow Job with a double meaning: Bottomless meaning no panties allowed, and Bottomless meaning endless or ends when you say so. It is literally the solution to all BJ issues and the bottomless aspect makes it much more convenient if you wish to receive more than just a BJ.
Friend one: Man I hate the time it takes for my girl to take off her panties after she gives me a BJ and we decide to bone.
Friend Two: Have you ever thought of having her give you a BBJ instead?
Friend one: Dude, you're a genius!
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BBJ, also known as the Bummy Bum Jams is a secret association that is planning to destroy all anti-BBJ’s with their annoying, smelly, and awkward presence.
Yo, Difek BBJ incoming, let’s dip
Omg bro these BBJ’s are always ruining the moment!
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Belt-Bustin' Justin
Fat dipshit who constantly breaks belts.
He goes to fat camp, also know as "pioneer camp"
He spends his free time eating out Blakes mom.
He also volunteers for different charities, like "Lets Fuck War Amps Day BUDDY!"
If you attempt to call his BBJ, he may pull out a 'shank' on you. And threaten to curbstomp you and beat you with a bat, even though you know he's just a joke.
He'll offer you birthday sex.
He can't smoke without getting pissed off at you.
He can;t drink without getting pissed off at you.
He can'tbe sober without getting pissed off at you.
He hits on little girls and goths.
He'll kick you out of your shed, even though you were planning on leaving because you can't stand his stupidity.
FUCK BUDDY!
Memorable quotes:
"hey, you know what's good? Birthday Sex"
Innocent creeeped out respondent: "no, it's not BBJ"
"I triple heel-flipped 9 decks buddy!"
"I didn't do shit with that girl buddy!"
(Upon being asked about him fucking Artemis, the goth girl, nightly)
"I like SOAD,and have U2's new album"
"He's just angry 'cause i turned andrew punk!Buddy"
"FUCK CHEW BUDDY IM NOT NATIVE"
"FUCK YOU! I love 'em!"(Random person said to him, Dude, Dead Kennedy's aren't even that good)
"I can't even sleep in the same bed with him anymore"
"ME and patrick are so close he was in the shower while i was trimming my pubes"
"That song is about the american prison system!" A Song by System of a down, where they say, 'They are trying to build a prison'
What an idiot.
He's so fucking fat.
And has slanted eyes.
Wears sueded sneakers.
Thinks he's punkrock.
Is fat.
BBJ was trying to skateboard, and fell over, and broke his belt.
He also broke his belt while playiong hackysack.
And broke a stool, 'cause he's so fat.
"(insert random stupid incident performed by justin here), yeah he's a fucking idiot"
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Receiving a blow job while the girl giving you the blow job feeds you crispy bacon.
Dude I totally got the best BBJ last night. That bacon was so delicious I almost jizzed in my pants.
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Bacon Blowjob: getting a blowjob while eating bacon.
OMFG! My girl gave me a BBJ last night! It was the most awesome experience ever!
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