beats me

A phrase meaning 'i dont know.' Usually used when some one asks you something you should know, or when your particularly clueless about any situation.

person 1- "Wow, how did you get that bruise?"
person 2- "Beats me!"

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Beats me

Not what your redneck dad does.

I can’t tell how this shit works, beats me.

Beat Me's

Oversized trendy sunglasses that cover large portions of the face.

It's so bright out, I need to put on my 'beat me's.'

I just bought myself a pair of 'beat me's.'

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beat me

giving someone a hand job

jacking off
pleasure

Andrew: mmm babe beat me
Erica: mmkay ;D

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Beats Me

When a certain person is exceedingly dumb. When they need some intellectual intelligence.

dumb Beats Me

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you beat me to it

This idiom means, I was going to say/do the same thing and you did it before I could.

a: Shall we do something tonight
b: You beat me to it. Shall we go to Joe's?

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Beats me Off

Answer to a question that you have no idea how to answer.

A-How did that pine cone basket get there?
B-Beats me off.

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