BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT

EVERY SINGLE MORNING

ahh BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT. EVERY SINGLE MORNING
It was driving me crazy!

I said to my mom i said "Hey mom whats up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear sweet mother she looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned down right next to me, and she said... ITS GOOD FOR YOU!

Then she tied me to a wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until i was 26 and a half years old!