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For horny kids who don’t want to go to hell
Michael is in the big bible club
Women who only flirt with or date men who are "Hunks." They only have eyes for guys who are 250plbs plus, and hung! Because they don't thing other guys with more modest builds can satisfy them. They're wrong.
John; "Hey Joe, you see how she blew me off?"
Joe; "Don't take it personally, man. She's in the big bang club. Only likes big men to bang her hard...rough sex."
A club/list created by perverted women to judge a man based on the size of his manhood
His trousers were very tight and I could see he is in the big willy club
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To lift weights in the gym. You gotta get in shape at the gym to impress all the ladies at the club.
Jordan: "Wanna get big in the club, bro?
Matt: "Yeah man. Gotta impress those ladies."
A club of intellectuals exchanging memes during the course of their lunch ( the best lunch which can be eaten at a big brain meme club is a chicken,bacon and mayonnaise wrap.)
Person 1: hey are you going to big brain meme club tomorrow
Person 2: yeah I here it’s the best!
The Big Dick Champions Club was started by a few men in Georgia circa late 2010. This club is an exclusive club. Most notably, while many may believe that the entry requirement is to have a large member (a common misconception, yet a valid way to join the club). The BDCC is a club that possesses many facets of success and it is available to any if they can perform Big Dick Champion quality deeds to gain admittance. The BDCC houses members who not only possess large members, but those who have performed acts of great valor, bravery, against-all-odds, possessing a quality equivalent to possessing a large penile instrument.
Major Subdivisions
I) Possesing a large member
II) Completing some kind of act of great difficulty in a video game (but not limited to a video game). Such as beating an extremely difficult part on a video game like Dead Space 2. III) Completing some kind of cultural ritual, or surviving some kind of catastrophical event. (Ex: Walking over hot coals, surviving the cliff jumping rituals of African males, surviving a tsunami and or earthquake, etc.)
IV) The easiest, but most selective way of joining the BDCC is by completeing a Big Dick Champion Favor, aka Big Dick favor, aka Big Dick Champeen favor. This could involve anything as easy as fetching a fellow some water who's had too much to drink at a crazy party, to something as hard as escaping a Vietcong water hole using only the rusted blade of a seran wrap box.
The Big Dick Champions Club (BDCC) is a club for only the biggest dick champions.
Hey did you hear the great news? I joined the BDDC last night!
He asked me to suck his cock in order to join the BDDC........I did it.
Can I ask you a Big Dick Favor?
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Found in many countries round the world, the big club nonce (BCN) is a supporter of a 'big' sports team, usually, but not exclusively, a professional Football (soccer) club. The main characteristic of a BCN is that he or she thinks they are somehow superior to a supporter of a smaller team just by virtue of the fact they support a big club. This perceived superiority is not limited to football knowledge, and when called out about being BCN's they get as angry as actual nonces get when peadophile hunters catch them and film it live on Facebook, hence the use of the word nonce (which at one time was considered to be offensive but is now common place). The BCN is usually a glory hunter and often shunned by supporters of their own team.
BCN: what would you know about the 4-3-3 system, you support a league one side?
Other supporter: Mate pack it in you sound like a big club nonce.
Also:
BCN: We should be beating teams like......
Other supporters: Jesus mate you sound like a big club nonce.
Also:
BCN: Why would you spend your money supporting that rubbish
Clinton Baptiste: I'm getting the words.... Big club nonce.