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A cross mating of a blanket and a scarf = A BLARF
wearing a blanket around your neck like a scarf so its a blarf
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The act of throwing up, puking or perhaps getting sick.
"Oh my god, I haven't felt good all night. Be right back! I think i'm about to blarf!"
"Hold on, I think I have to blarf..."
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A male/female (commonly females) who are try hards in looking good yet ugly as fuck and flirts with guys/girls that despise their presence. A common way of identifying a blarf is that they wear shirts that hang off one shoulder, indicating that maybe they are a slut, but later on you find out they are indeed a tight ass prudey trudy. They usually try and act like others and seek loads of attention. They do not follow bros b4 hoes or chicks b4 dicks. Simply, a blarf is someone who thinks they are hot, yet is not in a way, shape, or form attractive.
hannah is the biggest blarf on the planet
did you see that disgusting skank over there? she deserves the rank of a blarf
that boy that just passed is so ugly, i hear he is such a tool. what a blarf.
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The phenomenon that takes place when smoking a blunt you just can't handle and you vomit.
"hphhhhhhhhhh.... braaaaaaaach" "dude! go easier so you don't blarf again"
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When you're so disgusted - that you barf out of your butthole.
Patrick sent me a nasty email of his balls...and I blarfed.
Two people grinding, or fucking, while throwing up, due to being drunk. Blarfing typically happens during college partys, and is a whole new way to have your first, highly recommended by Jojo Siwa
"This hot chic and i where blarffing SO hard."