one who is addicted to facebook, and spends close to 25 percent of their day on the website; they meet, creep, and stock people on facebook through pitures, wall postings, and the person's current status. This person has a new profile pic after every social function. They tend to get no homework done due to this website. If the only reason you have a internet subscription to your phone is fcor facebook, you fit this definition.
Erica is a total Bleeker. Logan and Alyssa are addicted to bleeking.
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A tourist
Goddamn bleekers coming in and riung my chi
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Supercute character in Juno played by Michael Cera.
Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts.
Eats hot pockets for breakfast.
Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.
Mr. MacGuff: Who's the father?
Juno: Paulie Bleeker.
Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?!?
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When you eat tic tacs right out of the container like Paulie Bleeker from the movie Juno.
"I just Paulie Bleekered too many minty tic tacs, but I dont wanna spit them out and waste them."
ej's response to B-words who are just making sounds come out of their mouf that have nothing to do with what they are really talking about or getting at...
sort of like a mocking a FEM-BOT
her: so... like, wait... what are? i dunno if we can go... can you get me that jacket
when you are rich and fame-?
me: (rudely interrupting) BLEEKER BLOCKER BREEKER BRAKOR BLEEKER!!!
her: what does that mean? you should put that on URBAN DICTIONARY
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