Big Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker
I walk out of a restaurant when I see BLUMFS in the Kitchen.
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Big Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker
Your mother is a BLUMF!!!!!!!
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Stands for Big Lipped Ubangy Mother Fucker. It is not ugly, like the previous example stated. Ubangy is slang for someone of African tribal descent. A deroggatory term for negroes..
-Most basketball players, including Kobe Bryant, Karl Malone, and Gary Payton, are BLUMFs..
-Go collect your well-fare, like a BLUMF.
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when you get a blowjob while going for a shit at the same time
guy: fancy a blumf?
girl: whats a blumf?
guy: c'mon into the shitter and i'll show you
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An acronym for Big Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker, and a slang used by white surfer types from the Playa Del Rey/ Westchester, CA area in the late 1970's to describe a person of African descent with out angering them into a tribal uprising.
Damn Stelly, did you see that Blumf, his fro was gnarly huge.
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