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broment

When dudes share a special moment with eachother.

The three guys all told eachother they were best friends; they shared a broment.

by joshinatorg January 23, 2009

199๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


broment

n: a moment between bros, usually regarding a sexual conquest, failed sexual conquest or planning a circle jerk

John: "Bro, you totally banged that skank last night."

Jim: "Yeah, bro, she was like: 'Yeah daddy! Give it to me!'"

John: "Whoa man, I'm totally getting wood thinking about it! Score!"

Janet: "I'm going to go. You two stay here and enjoy your broment."

by BTheWordMaker April 14, 2008

77๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


broment

A legit moment with, or involving, bros.

"Bro, last night was so chill, I had at least three or four legit broments."

by Matthew Fratstar April 19, 2008

31๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


broment

A moment where two (or more) bros discover a commonality or some previously unknown bond. An instance of bro-revelation.

An exemplar of a broment from the movie "Step Brothers":

Dale Doback: On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don't even think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two, three.

Dale Doback, Brennan Huff: Velociraptor.

Brennan Huff: Favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to.

Dale Doback, Brennan Huff: Good Housekeeping.

Brennan Huff: If you were a chick, who's the one guy you'd sleep with?

Dale Doback, Brennan Huff: John Stamos.

Dale Doback: What?

Brennan Huff: Did we just become best friends?

Dale Doback: Yep!

Brennan Huff: Do you wanna do karate in the garage?

Dale Doback: Yep!

by manonfiredc November 17, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


broment

n: A moment of extremely bro-ish behavior, usually involving alcohol and micturition; the state of being overcome with bro-ness

John: Dude, did you piss in my laundry hamper?

Dave: Oh...yeah. Sorry bro, I was pretty wasted last night.

John: It's cool bro; we all have our broments.

by The Bling Dynasty December 13, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


broment

(noun) An awkward instance between two heterosexual men who come a little too close for comfort, and for a nanosecond want to have sex with other. Usually followed by red-faced silence, brotherly punches, or light-hearted ribbing about each others mothers. The broment is never referred to again.
Used in California, maybe other places too.

"OMG, I think my boyfriend just had a broment with the quarterback!"
"No, football players always act that way."

(Thinking to himself) "Wow, I wonder if my best friend is still thinking about that broment. Maybe I could sexually experiment with him."

(Thinking to himself) "Wow, I wonder if my best friend is still thinking about that broment. I'm gonna kick that gay bomb's ass."

by jenomatic March 10, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


broment

a bro moment

guy 1: bro chad and jeff were totally having a broment last night
guy2: yeah they were getting pretty close to each other

by lifelikeliam April 21, 2020