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BTSD (Bangtan Traumatic Stress Disorder) is a disorder you get from being a BTS ARMY.
Symptoms:
- Over thinking EVERY music video with fan theories.
- being constantly paranoid over comebacks and release dates.
- KNOWING your ship is real but then you have to remind yourself it's just fanservice........ OR IS IT?!?
- Having a Bias and 6 bias wreckers.
- Trying your best to learn that dance but then looking like a fish out of water.
- Not being able to sleep in fear of the MV being release while you're sleeping.
There's oh so many symptoms....
ARMY: Doctor! I can't help it! BTS have taken over my life! What do I do?!
Doctor (Jin in Dope): This has gotten much worse than I though. There's no doubt about it. You have BTSD.
ARMY: *Jungshook*
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"big truck small dick" when a man buys a truck to compensate for his small you know what
guy- "omg look and that truck its HUGE!! i want it"
girl- "LOL BTSD dude"
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Abbreviation for Bad Trip Stress Disorder. Caused by smoking cheap hash/weed with chutiya people. Can be fatal.
Symptoms (flashbacks, aversion to the people present, ect.) can continue even after coming down from the high.
Kindly stay away from stuff/people who may cause BTSD.
Never score from or smoke with that guy. I did it once and now I have BTSD.
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David: "Grace is bringing her BTSD to dinner tonight"
Eric: "Is she going out with him or is he just the BTSD"
Nari: "Grace is bringing her boyfriend to dinner tonight."
Danny: "No! he's not her boyfriend, just the BTSD! So there's still hope for me."
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When someone has an unhealthy obsession to the Korean boy band BTS. This case is common in teenage females, particularly in ages 12-15. Symptoms include being a basic bitch, being generally annoying, and obsessing over the boys in the band. Remember, a person can like BTS and like their music, without obsessing over them, which excludes them from having BTSD.
A: "Olivia is kind of annoying."
B: "How so?"
A: "She never shuts up about BTS and how much she loves their music. It's really repetitive and I think she's only saying it so she looks unique."
B: "Damn, she must have BTSD."
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BTSD is a disease caused by listening to BTS and over obsessing with them gay boys. It can also be caused by wearing camouflage pants meaning you're in the army of BTS.
That person has a T-shirt saying "STOP SPREADING BTSD!"
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BTSD is a mental health condition that's triggered by listening to BTS — either experiencing it or witnessing it. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares and severe anxiety, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.
Doctor: It appears that you have symptoms of BTSD.
Jeff: I used to always die while listening to BTS doc, so that makes sense.
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