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Baby Giraffe

A person who is shit at Ultimate Chicken Horse

Dude, you're a Baby Giraffe

by Yeetyeetyeetyah May 20, 2021


Baby Giraffe

Very tall, long legged, blonde freckled Dutch women. Can also apply to other northern European women, some Scandinavians.

Passing the group of Dutch women pedaling on bicycles through Amsterdam, Jake exclaimed, "Wow! Look at those legs! The Baby Giraffes are out and about today!)

by Jgs003 October 23, 2011

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Baby Giraffe

An expression used to describe the walking style of an individual who has recently been fucked so hard it has rendered their legs virtually useless.

Mate, I was ramming his arse hole so fucking hard that after I blew my load and pulled out the bastard was walking like a baby giraffe!

by Lucafix June 22, 2011

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Baby Giraffe

A tall, lanky guy that sits next to you in Honors English ( i'm looking at you Scott)

"Hey Baby Giraffe stop being a dumbass"

by hellopeople1 September 9, 2019

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baby giraffe

the stick thin and freakishly tall adolescent girl creatures who actually work in the fashion industry in print and runway (as opposed to normally proportioned adult females who lug modeling portfolios but work as waiters) they can often be found in little clusters along 7th avenue in manhattan, taking in sustenance and trying to avoid predators wherever zero calorie snacks are sold.

Does your building have an agency in it or something? I was almost trampled by a herd of baby giraffes in the lobby.

by Phineas T April 24, 2009

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baby giraffe

The name given to the pose one must adopt in the toilet after awakening with a {boner} and dying for a piss.
i.e. legs spread wide and upper torso bent foward at the hips.
So called because of the obvious resemblance to a baby giraffe struggling to get to its feet.

I woke up half-way thru' the night with a stiffy and spent half an hour in the bathroom doing a baby giraffe trying to have a piss.

by ant August 5, 2004

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baby giraffe

Someone who is shit at Ultimate Chicken Horse

Smashing you're like a baby Giraffe Dude

by Juicy_Fruit_Snacks May 26, 2021