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1. An uncannily small penis on a full grown male
Also see: baby dick; hagerman
Bob: That dude's dick is 3", hard.
Jonny: Yep, he has a baby penis
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An oversized clitoris that resembles the penis of an infant.
Chad: "I was going down on this chick last night and she totally had a baby penis, brah!"
Brad: "Duuuude! Gross!"
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the smallest penis known to man only one person other then a baby jew has this and his name is Joe. the person with the biggest penis discovered this and joe has been made fun of ever since what a maroon
wow joe you have a baby jew penis.
Is that a dick or a vagina?
"must be a baby jew penis."
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1: The act of putting a plastic baby doll’s pp in your vagina
2: when your being super Whiney and bossy
1: I just used a penis baby and I now feel like a pedo
2: bro quit being a penis baby
Life juices; Juices that come from the penis; Cum.
Girl 1: That guy last night gave me a good shot of Penis babies.
Girl 2: I bet you loved those babies
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Having a Baby Lodged in your penis
You can give yourself a baby penis by:
grabbing a dog by the nipples (all 6), and proceed to shove the nipples in your ass well squeezing your rectum, this will make your dog lactate into your ass, this will act as lubricant for the next part
Next grab a baby, and shove it in your ass (head first) until it starts to come out the other end and get lodged in your penis
Then next time someone insults you by saying you have a baby penis, ejaculate the baby out to prove that they are literally correctly and thus your not offended by there insult
I have a 6 month old baby penis