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A face like a slapped arsehole. Generally reserved for ginger haired cricket playing individuals.
Numt: Hey Bumt, did you see the Bairstow on that ranga at the crease!?
Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes I did.
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To be an inconsolable poor loser that leads to a dramatic walk off.
‘We were teasing Johnny all night until he had a massive sook and stormed off. What a fucking Bairstow Blubber’.
Jonny Bairstow is the greatest batsman ever in the history of cricket, derived from his surname it is a verb used in cricket when a batsman is playing really good
Sachin Tendulkar is doing Bairstow batting
Jos Buttler did Bairstow batting in yesterday's match
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The sort of guy who will be there for you no matter what.
The sort of guy that has a silly face and a cute as hell smile.
The sort of guy with the most beautiful eyes, you could get lost in them.
The sort of guy who would always put you before himself.
The sort of guy thats got HUGE muscles.
The sort of guy that snuggles you could have all day everyday.
The sort of guy whos kisses have a lasting impression on you.
The sort of guy who gets stressed over small things and needs to realise how much people care about him, especially a wee one.
The sort of guy that no matter what you go through, you will always go back to him
for the simple reason that nobody compares to David Bairstow
The sort of guy you could love forever.
HELP ME! s'oright mussehmans eyar!
David Bairstow get the baddies for you!
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When one has a rather large brain fart during a rather large moment in sports.
Numt: Hey Bumt, I think that batsmen just had a major Jonny Bairstow when he left his crease like that!
Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.