Bakula

(Pertaining to Scott Bakula's character in the movie Unnecessary Roughness) (verb) To return to college (after years of being out of the game) with the sole intention of seducing a woman by claiming the football glory that eluded you in your early twenties by becoming the university's star quarterback to help their struggling team.

Practice is a bitch, but it's all going to be worth it once I bakula this chick.

I've been applying to certain colleges, there's this woman I really want to bakula

Bakula

Used to describe anyone who is blessed with either gorgeous looks, a massive IQ, or the ability to time travel.

"Did you see that bakula I pulled on that exam? I'm getting an A for sure."


"Where am I? The last thing I remember was the shots then waking up here. I must've pulled another bakula."

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bakula

The butt cream that forms after an office wide ass fuck session. Typically a mixture of shit, piss, cum, and blood. Also called the anal cum drip.

Look at ChrisH, he's got bakula all over himself.

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bakulas

many different variations of flowers

I had so many bakulas in my hands at once