Baldard

Someone who is bald.

'Hey, look at that baldard over there, he has no hair on his head.'
'I use Rogaine so that I do not become a baldard'
'Larry David is without a doubt the funniest baldard in the world'

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baldard-dash

A footrace open exclusively to Baldards. Currently under discussions by the Olympic commitee for inclusion in the 2016 games.

"Did you see that incredible Baldard-Dash yesterday? Patrick Stewart suprised the field beating out Moby and Ving Rhames by a sheen's breadth.G.Gordon Liddy never stood a chance"