Balham

A posh place near Clapham and Tooting. Full of trendy expensive AF coffee shops and Waitrose-shopping white people. Usually people in their 20's live there or families. The kids there, are the complete opposite of chavs and their parents are pretty rich. If you walk into a state school there you could mistake it for a private school. People there are generally nice and not stuck up like most poshos.

"Did you see the new shops at Balham?"

"Bye (posh mums name) me and the kids are off to get some treats at the Waitrose in Balham"