Giving yourself the Perfect Stranger. Either numbing both hands or going to the next level with a topical anesthetic while performing masturbation.
While the dentist was away to jacked his topical cream so I could give myself a Balki later that night.
23👍 9👎
The perfect stranger, ignorance is his virtue, acts all rough and tough but is actually a caring guy deep down
fuckin sweet character from "Perfect Strangers"
chicks dig him because his name is Balky
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She is loving and has a kindness of queen.. Balkis has mad bunda and really trustworthy.. don't be a sj and ask for gas money from her because you will cross her wrong path.. She got a banging body
Balkis has BUNDA!!!
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Somedy who plays Call of Duty and takes it way to seriously.
Somebody who thinks that they are the announcer and repeat everything he says.
"Wow, I played some Search and Destroy last night with this 3rd Prestige, He's such a Balky."
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in general we consider this to be a frat boys penis
Dude, I went to the frat last night, and there was mad balki cock around trying to get all up in my grill.
10👍 5👎
Balkis is a sweeter girl stillz know am I saying and she got that bunda on the back too. Find yourself a Balkis stillz you wont regret it
Look a Balkis with the fat Bunda