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When a man gets a really potent brain freeze and it's so intense it travels down the spine and it hits right in the balls. Characterized by the sound the testicles make when sucking in and then pop.
To warm them back up one most wrap the scrotum with toilet paper or hump bread and hold it with your hands slowly massaging them back into warmth, not to warm them up too fast, and by doing so preventing the pins and needles sensation of heating up the balls too fast after Ball freeze.
Disclaimer, Ball Freeze can not be obtainable by any other means except intense brain freeze
Named after the story of the Greek Demigod Testicules
The boy was eating something cold too fast and got Ball Freezer
man1. Who's been F*cking the bread again ?
man2. Have you never had Ball Freeze before ?
When someone hurts the ball on a male human and cannot move.
Tucker if you don't come over here right now I'll ball freeze you.
Mark: jesus christ its cold
Dean: i know man its balls freezing
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A state of extreme coldness. Often felt in Alaska while walking to work.
When Ivan went outside to go to work, it was freezing balls.
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You can use it in the sense of someone or something being bad at something or look bad. Basically something that is not good or shit.
Nah that nigga Steven is freeze balls. Yo Nick your Air Force ones are freeze balls clean dem shits my boy.
Jimmy: How was skiing naked?
Tommy: Man, it was balls ass freezing!
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Freezing Ball Sacks- A way to say that the temperature is at an uncomfortably low degree. A way to let people know your beyond cold, also away of saying some thing is, is going to be, or had been quite more than cold.
1. Dude I just check the thermostat... ITS FREEZING BALL SACKS OUT SIDE!
2. And for the forecast this week, it looks like snow with a 98% chance of FREEZING BALL SACKS!
3. I feel bad that Jonny died.... Yeah, Freezing ball sacks really is the worst way to go...
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