Ball Size

The size of a man's balls.

Frankie, Matt and Jessie were at a sleepover.

"Hey Matt, what's your ball size?" Frankie asked.

"A..." Matt said, blushing.

Jessie was shocked, "My God boy, you're a child! Mine are H!"

"What?" Matt replied, "They look like Ds!"

"Most people are confused about ballsack sizes." said Jessie nonchalantly.

"Yeah, what most people really think is a D is actually the ball size H!" said Frankie.

"Plus, most people are sized wrong!"said Jessie.

"So, you might actually be a B!" said Frankie. Matt smiled.

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balls the size of a fighting dog

When witnessing a brave individual take on a difficult task. You say “hes got balls the size of a fighting dog”

A man took on three coppers, on arrest. hes got balls the size of a fighting dog

Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm

A monster and an abomination.

Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.