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Name of a person who is often cocky and still yet a douche bag. Ballzach's have spitting problems and usually drool when laughing so hard.
"Yo did you see ballzach drool after he took a dump on that kids car"
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a complete faggot named zach with anger problems who copies one of their cool friends, style, jokes, hair, etc. because they have no personality or nothing good going for them, a ballzach gets so angry over stupid jokes that he may develop high blood pressure or even cut your palm.
Zach Fischer is such a ballzach. i make one joke and the faggot flips out, we should circumsize that faggot, his mildly attractive girlfriend has been choosing my dick over his because i'm circumsized.
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It's when you have ball sack tendencies, for instance if someone acts like a scrotum (i.e. is rude, mean or irritable), they are known as a "Ballzach"
"Hey did you hear what Clayton said to Chad earlier?"
"Yeah I know what a complete ballzach"
A type of man with fragile masculinity who has to make a big deal about miniscule issues. Often argues about being poor while spending hundreds of dollars on himself.
Girl 1: ugh my dad is such a ballzach. He argued with my mom because she had the lights on in the hallway when she was in the kitchen.
Girl 2: bro wtf
Girl 1: right? He said it's because of the electricity bill or whatever but he just bought a 3,000 dollar lawn mower, or so he says anyways.
The one and only ballzach. A graffiti slap tag seen around honolulu. It's a drawing of a fucked up face. Apparently the person who writes this is gay and likes dick up his ass.
"Hey dude, look! Its the Ballzach." (Pointing at street sign)
"Did you hear? Ballzach is gay."
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When a darshist bangs his chick 'till she's sopping wet, then gives her a slap her in the face with his wet hand.
Ballzach was three knuckles deep in his chick last night, until he decided to pull 'em out and give her a ballzach smack.
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