After I stuck my hairy fuckin' banana in between Maria's jugs, I gave her a pint of banana juice right in her yapper.
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When someone asks you a ridiculous question or you're too lazy to answer, you say Banana Juice.
Guy 1 - "Hey what's the square root of 63958386745954?"
Guy 2 - "Banana Juice"
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semen, sperm, the warm juice that is ejaculated from a banana, aka a penis. usually used as a remedy for any ailment.
lisa: my throat hurts
jerry: oh i have something to make it better
lisa: u do? what is it?
jerry: its hot banana juice, it cures anything
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the best kind of juce there is. theoretically, anyway, because no one has tried it yet. it just sounds awesome.
Ali found a can of pine-orange banana juice concentrate in her freezer and immediately opened it and stuck it in hot water.
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