Banksoned

(v.) past participle; to experience consistent and gross overcommitment from a good friend who successively makes greater and greater guarantees to make up for prior cumulative shortcomings, while failing to show up, ironically without fail. Often experienced due to lack of communication.

John invited Matt and Jay to watch March Madness. John, the organizer, didn’t show up. Matt and Jay only had themselves to blame for being Banksoned...again.

Bankson

The most g, coolest family ever you will ever meet. Don't hate cause they are so cool.

I met a Bankson when I was four.... they are my second family!

Bankson

The best person to ever exist. Bankson is the 🐐 and that will never change. We all love Bankson.

Man, Bankson is amazing in every single way. Every atom that makes up his body is perfection.